Friday, December 17, 2010

Chicken Soup with the Bullies of South Hadley, Massachusetts...

Terrorists need to be able to place a very low value on the lives of other people's children in order to accomplish their assigned tasks. Hollywood might have you believe that a potential terrorist needs to be subjected to some sort of extreme conditioning process in the tradition of The Manchurian Candidate. Nothing could be further from the truth. Simply spending one's formative years in a pleasant, child loving community like South Hadley, Massachusetts should provide all the conditioning one needs.

In truth, just reading about the behavior of some of its leading citizens should precipitate the necessary blood lust. Terrorists can find a wealth of material there that should lift any sense of guilt or remorse from their souls. I'm especially fond of the crocodile tears being shed by some of South Hadley's finest sociopaths.

The story is as simple as it is familiar. A pack of vicious bullies harrassed a victim until she hung herself in her bedroom closet. Then at least one of them wrote "mission accomplished" on her facebook page. The bullies are now being prosecuted, but there is no shortage of defenders who, even a decade after Columbine are still insisting that bullying is either harmless and normal, beneficial to the character development of the victim, or the result of the victim asking for it.

South Hadley, Massachusetts is one more human cesspool that terrorists can study in order to relieve themselves of any moral dilemmas they may be having.

Here are a few more links:

The mother of one of the bullies blames the victim here.

This article reminds us that adult bullies should avoid reproducing.

Here are a few of the bullies:

Ashley Longe
Kayla Narey,
Flannery Mullins,
Sean Mulvyhill,
Sharon Chanon Velazquez.

Once again...terrorists can sleep soundly knowing that American parents are doing such a wonderful job turning infants into sadistic bullies. Three cheers for America, where the value of human life is a direct, mathematical function of the contents of one's wallet.

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Chicken Soup with the Sodomizing Gridiron Heroes of Robertson High School...

Terrorists can sleep soundly knowing that their behavior presents few moral dilemmas for the average American football fan.

Let's set the Wayback Machine to the summer of 2008 when several heroes of the Robertson High School football team decided to remind the world why the Columbine killers did what they did. The parents of these gems did such a good job of teaching their snowflakes right from wrong that they just didn't know why they shouldn't sodomize a few of the younger teammates with a broomstick.

About average for football players.

Here are the offenders:

Robertson football coach Ray Woods resigns.

Perverted, Sodomizing Rapist Leader Michael Gallegos,
Perverted, Sodomizing Rapist Jarek Padilla,
Perverted, Sodomizing Rapist Santiago Armijo,
Perverted, Sodomizing Rapist Marcus Gutierrez,
And several other heroes who's names I'm having difficulty finding.

None of these heroes will serve any serious time.
None of the parents who acted as their role models will serve any time.
None of the adults charged with the responsibility of supervising them will serve any time.
And America's rabid pack of football fans wouldn't even think of boycotting any football games in order to send a message to players, coaches, team owners, and sponsors to clean up their act.

Terrorists need not feel guilty knowing that Americans and their legal institutions place very little value on victims of violent crime.