Saturday, May 19, 2012

Chicken Soup discusses the social benefits of bullying...

Bullying bestows an important social benefit upon society.

Without bullying, cowards wouldn't know who to feel superior to and who to suck up to.

Without bullying, social climbing whores wouldn't know who to service and who to shun.

Without bullying, toadying sycophants wouldn't know who to fawn over.

Imagine the social chaos of living in a world without bullying.

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  1. The more terrifying the person, the less people want to mess with them.

    The more vulnerable the individual, the more people know that they can fuck with them and get away scott-free while enhancing their own social standing at the expense of another human's well-being.

  2. Negative feedback is required to minimize this behavior. I'll explain in greater detail in my next post.