Monday, June 18, 2012

Chicken Soup visits the toilet...

Latrine poetry usually lacks creativity, but I like this one.

Here I sit upon the crock,
Giving birth to a Columbine jock.

And always remember to display your community's character by shouting "another Jew in the oven!!" when sinking a basket in gym class. If I had done that when I was in high school, I would have been hung out to dry and my parents would have been ashamed to show their faces in public. Apparently the good Christian folks in Littleton, Colorado live by different standards.

As always...continue making it easy for the world's terrorists to hate Americans.

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